True History.

  • Cyberman:

    Daleks be warned. You have declared war on the Cybermen.

  • Dalek:

    This is not war. This is pest control.

  • Cyberman:

    We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?

  • Dalek:

    Four.

  • Cyberman:

    You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?

  • Dalek:

    We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek. You are only superior in one respect.

  • Cyberman:

    What is that?

  • Dalek:

    You are better at dying.

  • Me:

    OHHH BURNNNNN

  • Ood:

    The Beast and His armies will rise from the pit to make war against God.

  • Rose:

    I'm sorry?

  • Ood:

    Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal.